Experience: Naked Ladies
Subjects: Peter pan, Myself, Tricia, Eric, and a Stripper named Angel.
So we had arrived at Little Darlings and let me tell you, there was nothing darling about this place. It was horrific, I really don’t know what was worse the women or the disgusting skunked horrible Coors Light they were serving. We walked in to a dancer with an incredibly large rack on the main-stage. Tricia found it necessary to yell loudly and consistently about how she liked women with big boobs. After her proposal I found it a little odd, I am a small C cup so I don’t understand why she wanted to see me naked if tits are her thing, lol. We stayed here for all of ten minutes and decided it was not worth our time. We headed down the street to another spot called Center Folds…..It was much better!
We walked into Center Folds, it was a much nicer club (if there is such a thing in the world of strip clubs). The women were better looking and the place looked cleaner. Peter Pan decided he was going to buy me a lap dance and so we started to scope out the girls that were in the club to find a good one. (I really don’t know what it is about him but I really feel I can just let my hair down and really try almost anything. It’s somewhat odd to just instantly feel like I can be myself and explore with a man I had at this point known for about 3 weeks, but anyways back to the story) I found a girl I thought was cute and he called her over to talk to us, her name was Angel, so incredibly unique for a stripper! HA!
Angel, Peter Pan and I headed to the private rooms in the back. If there is one thing I have learned from this experience it is to definitely preview before you buy. We had not seen Angel dance yet and so the private lap dance turned out to be more of a grind session. We got into the private room and she stripped down, she had me sit on the little couch and then proceeded to straddle me. It was fun and Peter Pan enjoyed it but I kept thinking that my dress was going to end up smelling like stripper coochie for the rest of the night. When we emerged from the private room and rejoined Eric and Tricia sitting directly in front of the main stage. I had been chugging water in hope of preventing a hangover. I needed to go the restroom and Tricia did to so off we went.
Once we got to the bathroom Tricia asked if I was having fun. I said yes and asked her if she was as well. This opened the door for another life story from Tricia, she began to go on and on….and on….and on
I was beginning to realize that maybe her and Eric did not have the greatest relationship. She was going off about the fact that Eric acted as though he didn’t like the women but she knew that he loved it. Well why go to a strip club with a man if he wasn’t going to enjoy himself, I thought to myself. This woman was bat shit! Completely looney! As we walked back to where the men were seated she stopped and stared at Eric with a scowl on her face, “See just look at him he is enjoying it!”, she said. We rejoined the men and I cozied up to Peter Pan, who was enjoying the scenery he had an adorable boyish grin on his face. We joked about the women who were “performing” rating them and making fun of the grinding Angel when she was on stage.
We finally decided to call it a night and walked outside, I stood in the street and hailed probably the most hilarious cabbie I have ever met in my life! He was going on about how he can tolerate anything; people doing drugs in the cab, drunk idiots etc., but the one thing he hated was people not using their blinkers. We arrived back at the hotel, said goodnight to the insane woman and Eric, and headed up to our room where I had a little surprise waiting for Peter Pan…..
He went into the restroom and I changed into something special: A black sheer nightie, with garter attached, black thong and black fish net thigh highs. It is one of my favorite pieces of lingerie and I was excited to see his reaction. He came out to me laying on the bed scantily clad and his eyes lit up! Whew, I was a little nervous as to the reaction I would get. We started fooling around with the blinds to the hotel completely open, it was a huge turn on and a lot of fun, he tied my hands above my head and teased the hell out of me. I savored every moment of it and once again we were off to Never Land!
The next morning we had intended on going for a run, I woke up with the worst headache ever and we decided to save the run for another day. We packed up and headed to breakfast before making the drive back home. The entire time we were checking out I was paranoid that we would see Tricia and Eric. Not something I was really too thrilled about. I had an amazing weekend, I think Peter Pan did as well. It was a beautiful,warm, crazy, unpredictable San Franciscan Weekend and I cannot wait for our next adventure…..
As of about two weeks ago Peter Pan informed me that Eric and Tricia had broken up. Eric had decided that Tricia was not ready to be in a relationship. I am not sure what exactly gave it away nor do I care, lol. I am just glad that if Peter Pan and I ever spend time with Eric again I do not have to see crazy ass Tricia.
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